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yeah i dont blame you
if i was in anything even close to your situation id probably go underground
like literally underground
wild dave used dig it was hella effective
theres a bunch of us out in goldenrod though i think for good reasons you might not be here too
kids our age i mean

[brokencode]

Unfortunately I don't think I could dig fast enough. Jack is... crafty.

How old are you, Dave? If you don't mind me asking.

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eighteen
ish


reasons make it hard to keep track of

[brokencode]

Not much younger than me, then. I'm twenty-ish. For... similar reasons. Sometimes it's hard to remember how much time has passed in my life.

I was... afraid you might have thought me younger. You wouldn't be the first. Understably, of course. I tend to come off as younger.

[callbacks]

nah
you type with capital letters in all the right places
thats a grownup thing if ive ever seen one

[brokencode]

Oh? Is that all I need to do to act my age. I had assumed I needed to eat a proper serving of vegetables too.

I suppose what they say is true. You learn something new every day.

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vegetables are a conspiracy i dont trust em
what are they doing with all those vitamins and minerals anyway huh
what do they need them for

[brokencode]

Do you think there is a transuniversal vegetable conspiracy? To be honest, it would not be the most ridiculous thing I've heard about.

[callbacks]

how did veggies get to exist in every universe if theyre NOT a transuniversal conspiracy
wake up johto
wake up

[brokencode]

That doesn't seem like solid reasoning. If that was the case, things like cats or gums would also be a conspiracy.
Then again, there aren't guns here, are there...

Hmmm.

[callbacks]

cats also dont exist everywhere
but frogs do

[brokencode]

So... Frogs are a conspiracy too?

[callbacks]

oh def
one place i was at declared all frogs and frog related iconography dangerous contraband actually
havent thought about that in a while but it was pretty bizarre in retrospect

[brokencode]

That's a joke. You are joking?

[callbacks]

my universe was really weird

[brokencode]

My universe had half-naked men that screamed lines from Shakespeare. I... think I know the feeling.

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sounds disturbing
comedies or tragedies
personally im hoping for the piss jokes

[brokencode]

Tragedies. Hamlet, to be exact.

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ew
the most pretentious and yet lowest hanging fruit
sympathies

[brokencode]

It is hard to expect much better, all things considered. Besides it... becomes easy to sound it out when you hear it almost every day. It's interesting how a mindless, disconnected bunch manages to recite ancient stageplays almost identically, day in and day out.

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............
yeah
its funny the stuff we cling to
would have picked something closer to this century myself but to each his own

[brokencode]

This is... an odd topic to bring up with a new friend, isn't it? Unfortunately I'm afraid most of my history and experiences come from rather odd places.

[callbacks]

you dont ever have to worry about that with me
universal frogs remember
if you ever end up dropping something weird or heavy or whatever you can pretty much assume that ive been there or been somewhere close

...except high school
ive never been to high school
i hear its weird

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Well. In that case... you are a good friend. Or at least a weird one. Which is an accurate descriptor of most of my good friends so the original point stands.

... I do not think I've been to school ever. High school included.

[callbacks]

unschooled friends
we ride together
we laugh and pretend to know what scantrons are together