thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] brokencode 2017-02-26 05:29 pm (UTC)

He's cool! I named him Goliath, we've been teaching him how to box. And hey, now I know what a 'bear hug' really is! Oh, Glameow, yeah, I've got...well, she's evolved into a Purugly by now, but she started as a Glameow. They're good Pokemon, Zarpy pretty much single-handedly got me my Violet badge.

...actually, it's kinda weird. Shibooboo or whatever hasn't ever tried to bite me or anything, but I have to take him at least once a week to the Center to get stuff taken out of him. He ate a living room chair, Angel. I was in the shower for like fifteen minutes and I come back and he's eaten almost a whole chair. Havoc, on the other hand, I can't let that dude out of his ball or he goes for the closest throat.

[Which...well, okay, that's Jack's fault. He can't deny it or twist things around to make it sound any different.]

....but ya know what? That one's on me. When he was a puppy, my buddy was having trouble with him and I passed on some skag training tips I remembered from when Nisha was training skags. They, uh, they worked way too well and now he's a level hundred houndoom with a taste for blood. Which was funny when he was my friend's, 'cause he listened to him and shit. He doesn't listen to me. I don't think he even accepts me as his trainer.

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