thedifferencebetween: (would I lie to you)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote in [personal profile] brokencode 2016-09-15 06:15 am (UTC)

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Yeah, greeting cards. It's...christ, it's ridiculous. It wasn't even my idea, but this planet's got pretty specific tastes. I've been here a while, and it was actually my birthday a coupla months ago - had a good one! Got cake. Went on a date. Anyway, I put a party hat on my puppy and this kid said he oughtta be on birthday cards. Now I've got a whole little company going. I'll send you some, you can...I dunno, write people cards.

[That seems like something Angel would like doing, right? Yeah.]

[Her jab goes over his head, at least the way it's intended. There's a twist of jealousy that he can't be there to see her enjoying herself. Doubly so that that thorn in his side Athena is. But Angel's talking to him. At this point, he'll take what he can get.]

[She'll come around.]


Ha! No, it is nothing like Pandora! No weapons, people are friendly, I can't remember the last time I smelled the scent of death... I gotta say, it's kinda boring. I know it's not for you, you've got all kinds of crap that's all new and exciting. But I'm just not cut out for the quiet life.

Clean though! It's really clean. I like that.

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