Uh, wow, yeah, no. she did not try at all. She gave me to a crazy psychopath when I was a baby and pretty much didn't look back. Every so often I'd get a postcard, from some other planet...if I was really lucky, she remembered how to spell my name. She never wanted me. But I want you, I always wanted you. I just...make mistakes and then don't wanna admit I made'em.

You could wear a boxing glove. Or get one of those foam bats. Obviously I'm more into the foam bat idea, but you can punch me with a boxing glove, that's cool.

Just...not the face.